Saturday, February 17, 2018

Hilarious Satire of Trump: Mismanagement Is an Art by Ronnie Champ

What could be better than a satire of Trump or a satire of management books, like The One-Minute Manager?

How about a satire of BOTH Trump and The One-Minute Manager, rolled into one!

In Mismanagement Is an Art: Lessons in Management from Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Other Good Ol' Boys (satire), I show you how Trump does it. How he managed to get rich and famous, even while his companies went bankrupt (remember the USFL or Trump Airlines?).

Wally Whitewash: the Young Donald Trump

Meet Wally Whitewash, a real no-talent dickhead and playboy modeled after the young Donald Trump. Wally Whitewash wants to learn how to manage a business and get rich, even while he shits all over the employees and runs the business straight into the ground.

So before giving Wally Whitewash a small loan of a measly million dollars (to help him become  a self-made man), sends Wally to learn management skills from Peter Panman.

Peter Panman: the Old Donald Trump

Peter Panman is a racist, pussy-grabbing asshole, modeled after the old Donald Trump.

Peter Panman teaches Wally Whitewash how to become a 30-second manager, how to handle diversity in the workplace, how to put the moves on female subordinates, how to use religion to manipulate people, and so much more.

Check out Mismanagement Is an Art on Amazon

As Amanda Huginkiss, author of One Night with the President, said, "Nobody is a better manager than Donald Trump. Whether he's managing a brothel, a beauty pageant, buying a one-night-stand with a porn star, or a scheme with the Russians to fix the election in his favor, Trump always manages to come out on top -- except when he decides to go doggy-style with Vladimir Putin . . . but that's a whole other story (Vladimir comes out on top then). And in Mismanagement Is an Art, Ronnie Champ really conveys the essence of Trump and his management style. Read it today!"

And here's some really great news: Mismanagement Is an Art is on sale on Amazon for a limited time for only 99 cents -- that's less than the price of a cheeseburger at McDonalds! This special sale price is only good through February 22, 2018, so hurry and get the book before the price goes back up! Of course, you can also view sample pages of the book for free on Amazon any time.

So check out this hilarious satire of Trump and Trump's management style: Mismanagement Is an Art: Lessons in Management from Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Other Good Ol' Boys (satire), by me, Ronnie Champ.

Promotional Video from Ronnie Champ for his hilarious satire of Trump: Mismanagement Is an Art: Lessons in Management from Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Other Good Ol' Boys (satire)


Friday, February 9, 2018

Donald Trump Political Satire by Ronnie Champ (Guest Post by Sameet Buddha)

My very unbiased review of Mismanagement Is an Art (for which I received only 15 Rupees, so I can give you my honest opinion)

Mismanagement Is an Art
teaches you the secret of shit, Trump style.
Hi, my name is Sameet Buddha, and I have got a book that is truly a fantastic Donald Trump political satire to tell you about. It is called Mismanagement Is an Art: Lessons in Management from Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and other Good Ol' Boys (satire).

This book was written by a very dear friend with masterful intellect that I know quite well -- having made his acquaintance at a brothel a fortnight ago in Dubai (we shared a harlot for much of the evening to save money) -- named Ronnie Champ.

Moreover, my dear friend paid me only 15 rupees as an honorarium, not a bribe, so I promise to make this a very unbiased review of his esteemed book.

You should read Mismanagement Is an Art to learn how to lead Trump-style 

If you have not read Mismanagement Is an Art, you should do so at once. It is a fun and easy read, even if English is not your first language, and even if you are quite drunk (as I was when I agreed to write this review for 15 rupees). 

You must read this book if you want to become a great leader like Trump. As Ronnie Champ points out, Donald Trump has mastered the management styles of great dictators, demagogues, and despots from around the world and throughout history. This is no accident. Donald Trump has been rumored to call Melania Trump his little "Eva Braun" and sleeps with a copy of Hitler's Naughtiest Speeches under his pillow. Trump has watched endless hours of video footage of Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, George Wallace, and even Kim Jong-un. Trump has also used his television show, The Apprentice, to try Machiavellian techniques in a controlled environment before launching his Presidential campaign. Trump is truly a brilliant and innovative leader.

How can you become a great man like Donald Trump? The secret is shit.

So how do you become like Donald Trump? The secret is shit. Trump does not give a shit about people, but he loves to give people shit. Trump does not take any shit, and he doesn't give a shit, but he is always full of shit. That's why his Presidency is one serious shit-storm after another, and why so many Americans feel shitty about their President.

How do you disparage and cast shit upon the majority of Americans, lose the popular vote by three million, and yet win the Presidency and dominate the nation's politics? You have to know how to distinguish between the people who matter and the people who don't.

You have to be able to make alliances with the few people who do matter, but in such a way that you are ready to stab them in the back whenever it will advance your agenda.

Then, you have to constantly shit upon the many people who do not matter. And that requires a lot of shit, because most people do not matter. Therefore, you must be very full of shit, just like Trump. 

Most of all, Trump always knows how to duck at just the right time, whenever the shit hits the proverbial fan.

Master the art of Shit and be a shitty leader, like Trump

So how do you master the art of shit, as Trump has done? You must study the arts and wisdom of shitty leaders. You must also read this amazing book, Mismanagement Is an Art, by Ronnie Champ. 

Ronnie Champ distills wisdom the way Jack Daniels distills whiskey. He takes all the major principles of shitty leadership and management from every aspect of Donald Trump:

  • Donald Trump the shitty businessman, 
  • Donald Trump the shitty entertainer, 
  • Donald Trump the shitty professional playboy, and 
  • Donald Trump the shitty politician. 

Get Mismanagment Is an Art by Ronnie Champ on Amazon

If you want to break out of the ranks of middle management and seize control of your destiny like a true √úbermensch , then you need to read Mismanagement Is an Art. This book is available on Amazon as a kindle eBook or as a paperback You can preview the book for free on Amazon to see if you could benefit from its great wisdom and manly ass-hole-ishness.

This book will help you to become a bigger asshole, so that more shit can pass out of your mouth whenever you speak, and then you can shit on people all the time. But first you must increase your ass-hole-ishness, and Ronnie Champ will show you how it's done.

Now that I have written you my very honest opinion of how good this book is, I shall be off to collect my 15 rupees. Meanwhile, watch this video below, or check out a free preview of Mismanagement Is an Art on Amazon.

Watch this video about the great Donald Trump political satire, Mismanagement Is an Art: Lessons in Management from Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Other Good Ol' Boys, by Ronnie Champ.
  

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