Monday, March 5, 2018

First Chapter from the book Mismanagement Is an Art: Lessons in Management from Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Other Good Ol' Boys (satire) by Ronnie Champ

Cover photo of the book Mismanagement Is an Art: Lessons in Management from Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Other Good Ol' Boys (satire) by Ronnie Champ
Check out the first chapter of my fantastic new book about management, Donald Trump style, called Mismanagement Is an Art: Lessons in Management from Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Other Good Ol' Boys (satire), which is available as a kindle ebook or paperback on Amazon. If you like this introductory chapter and would like to read more, you can view additional sample material from the book on Amazon.

 CHAPTER ONE: BE A WINNER LIKE ME 

Hi, my name is Ronnie Champ. I’m the Professor of Reaganomics at Trump Community College, in Puddville, Alabama. I’m also the managing partner of Pyramid Investment Group (PIG), and I work as a consultant with my own firm, Stay Juiced, Ltd., where I help clients improve their physical and financial health through performance-enhancing dietary supplements.

But most people know me as the author of the international bestseller I Stole Your Cheese: An Amazing Way to Make Millions for Yourself, While Your Company Goes Down in Flames, which is the inspirational story about how I personally profited from the recent financial crisis in America (which I helped cause), even though my company, Ponzi Brothers Investment Bank, went belly up, and many of my investors lost their life savings.

Now, I’ve decided to write a book about management. In this book, I teach you the management strategies of good ol’ boys like me, President Trump, Bill O’Reilly, Strom Thurmond, George Wallace, and Adolf Hitler.

This book builds upon the philosophy of my first book. My philosophy is simple: there are winners and losers in life. Be a winner, and treat everyone else like a loser.

In this book, I teach you how to manage people. I show you the strategies and techniques that I have personally used to sort out the winners (people like me) from the losers (everybody else). If you follow my advice, I personally guarantee that you will be a winner. You will win all the time. You will win so much, you may even get tired of winning.

I guarantee you that my management style works. Just look at me! Just look at President Trump! He’s making America great again, just like he made Eastern Airlines and the USFL great again in the 1980’s.

If you want to make yourself great too, you should follow the strategies I lay out in this book!

These principles of management are so good, that they will definitely work for you. The only way that the advice in this book would not work is if you are actually a loser.

If you are a loser, then you will be S.O.L. You will not really be able to follow my advice, because my advice is for winners. If this advice does not work for you, it is obviously your fault, not mine. I can’t help it if you are a loser.

But for those of you who are winners, you are in for a real treat. To teach you about management principles, I use a fun story about a young man, Wally Whitewash, whose dad sends him to learn management from a true winner and good ol’ boy, Peter Panman.

It’s a short story. It won’t take you long to read it. It will be fun and humorous. But the truths of this book will stay with you for a lifetime. If you apply these principles, you will become a winner, like me, like President Trump, like Bill O’Reilly, like Sean Hannity, like Mein F├╝hrer! Seig Heil!

So without further ado, let me tell you the story of Wally Whitewash . . .




If this introductory chapter of Mismanagement Is an Art: Lessons in Management from Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Other Good Ol' Boys (satire) interests you enough to want to learn more about how to manage like a real winner (like me and Trump), then check out this book on Amazon, where you can view additional sample portions of this book or reviews.

Connect with Ronnie Champ, author of Mismanagement Is an Art: Lessons in Management from Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Other Good Ol' Boys (satire)

Visit Ronnie Champ on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/Ronnie-Champ-203478423562150/, Twitter at https://twitter.com/SatireChamp or Youtube at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQQLELsP2afnS4C9IBMpq1w?view_as=subscriber. Also, check out Ronnie Champ's Amazon author page at https://www.amazon.com/Ronnie-Champ/e/B0792L4H5T.


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