Monday, October 22, 2018

Multi-level Marketing Parody: Guaranteed to Make Millions!

Multi-level marketing parody_graphic of quote about dollars and cents
Multi-level marketing scheme (parody) that will make you MILLIONS!
I have an exciting multi-level marketing scheme that will help you make millions, possibly even billions! All you need is a willing heart, a trusting mind, and $100. That's it.

Do you have all three? I know you do, because you are following me, and that proves that you are a man or woman of great taste and sophistication, which means that you must have a good heart and mind and much more than $100 in your bank account.

How would you like to get your money working for you, instead of you working for your money?

Does This Multi-Level Marketing Plan Sound Too Good to Be True?

When you hear me guarantee that you WILL make money by following this multi-level marketing scheme, does it sound too good to be true? I would have said the same thing, back when I was a loser like you -- NOT! I have definitely NEVER been a loser like YOU! You know why? Because I never hesitated to believe that whatever sounded good just HAD to be true FOR ME!

You see, I got faith . . . faith in myself, and faith in my methods, which have been scientifically proven to work. Do you want proof? Just look at me! I am literally rolling in the dough right now! (And if all this flour messes up my birthday suit, I'll just take a shower and put on something else -- bling, bling, yo!)

If I can do it, so can you -- as long as you do everything I tell you and trust me with your money.

How much money do you want to make? Well, let me turn the question around: how much money are you willing to put to work for you? $100? $1000? $1,000,000? However much money you put to work will have a direct impact on how much money you make! Therefore, if you want to make the as much money as possible, then you should invest as much money as you possibly can in my multi-level marketing campaign.

What is the multi-level marketing parody plan? Simple! Everyone who buys in is guaranteed to make money on their investment (subject to the terms and conditions listed below). I will teach you everything you need to know. Look at me! I've already made my millions! Now, because I'm such a caring and generous person, I want to help you and everyone else make lots of money too!

Just watch this video about my exciting seminar where you can learn more about this can't-miss opportunity! This could be your ticket into a life of significance and success! Space is limited, and seats are filling up fast! Hurry and register, before it's too late!

Multi-level Marketing Plan Video: Guaranteed to Make Millions, Maybe Even Billions!

Important Disclosures about the Multi-Level Marketing Plan Guarantee

Important Disclosures: You are guaranteed to make money; however, there is no guarantee that you will be making the money for yourself. Other terms and conditions may apply, at the sole discretion of the multi-level marketing director. Any promises to you are void where prohibited and prohibited where void, but any and all promises to me are valid anywhere and everywhere. Also, the claim that I have made millions already is technically correct, as I have made millions of such things as cooked grains of rice, which was traded like a currency in prehistoric times. Any aspect of my multi-level marketing plan that appears to be either criminal or fraudulent probably is; however, I am shielded from liability by the statement that this is a multi-level marketing parody. But I can make it real, if you want to give me your money to invest.

Sunday, October 21, 2018

Secret Democratic Playbook Leaked

Award-winning journalist Ronnie Champ has leaked the top-secret Democratic Playbook
The top-secret Democratic Playbook has been leaked! Ronnie Champ, the award-winning journalist (self-awarded the "Ronnie Champ Award for Journalistic Excellence"),  uncovered this shocking document during his undercover investigation into the shadowy world of liberals and Democrats on Facebook, Twitter, and other Social Media.

Ronnie's controversial new book, The Democratic Playbook: the Top-Secret Democratic Plan to Destroy America by Hugging Trees, Killing Babies, and Kicking God out of the Classroom, contains his findings about a vast liberal conspiracy to destroy the world!

Watch this short video, in which Ronnie Champ explains how he discovered the Democratic Playbook and why you need to read it!

As Sherlock Holmes used to say, the game is afoot! The Democrats are up to something sinister, and it is our job to stop them!

If you love America like Ronnie Champ does, please check out his book on Amazon. It's only 99¢ for the Kindle e-Book and just $3.99 for the paperback.

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