Saturday, October 20, 2018

The Democratic Playbook by Ronnie Champ

Cover Image of The Democratic Playbook: The Top-Secret Liberal Plan to Destroy America by Hugging Trees, Killing Babies, and Kicking God Out of the Classroom, a book of political parody and satire by Ronnie Champ.
The Democratic Playbook by Ronnie Champ

Do you know about the top-secret Democratic Playbook? If you love your country, you cannot afford to be in the dark about what the liberals are up to. While we Conservatives are trying to make America great again, the Democrats are trying to make America gay and godless again.

While I was investigating the Democrats on Facebook and Twitter, I learned about a vast liberal conspiracy to destroy America. At great risk to my own life, I infiltrated the liberal movement and discovered the Top-Secret Democratic Playbook. Because I am fair and balanced, I decided to publish my findings, so that freedom-loving Americans could see for themselves the kind of threat that liberals pose to our way of life.

The Democratic Playbook reveals the secret liberal conspiracy to subvert the sex-drives of America’s manly men, by causing them to want to hug trees instead of hugging hot chicks. Instead of grabbing asses and titties, the sissified men of the future will be grabbing tree bark and pine nuts. Why do the Democrats want men to hug trees instead of hugging sexy honeys? You’ll see.

The Democratic Playbook reveals the secret liberal plot to indoctrinate sexy girls with unnatural desires to save the whales. Save them for what? You’ll see.

The Democratic Playbook also reveals the secret liberal scheme to take away our guns, so they can use those guns to kill fetuses. Imagine millions of unborn babies in front of a Democratic Party firing squad. And what do the Democrats plan to do with all those dead babies? You’ll see.



So check out my new book, The Democratic Playbook: The Top-Secret Liberal Plan to Destroy America by Hugging Trees, Killing Babies, and Kicking God out of the Classroom, which is available as a Kindle e-book (only 99 cents) or paperback (only $3.99) on Amazon. You can also ckeck out my author page on Amazon at amazon.com/author/ronniechamp.

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