Saturday, February 23, 2019

Funny Book: Self-Help Parody

Are you a complete loser? Does your life totally suck? If so, then I have a book for you. It's How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People: By Using the Secret of Positive Thinking to Think and Grow Rich (Self Help-Parody), and this book will teach you everything you need to know to transform yourself into the arrogant, self-satisfied jerk you've always dreamed of being!
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Funny Self-Help Parody Book

First of all, I wrote this book, and I am the muthafucking MAN! I am a motivational speaker, life coach, productivity consultant, awesomeness expert, author, entrepreneur, and a host of other lofty titles that don't require any formal training or official licensing in order for me to use. More than that, I am the MAN, and you ain't! So read my book, fool!

Second, in this book, I will teach you how the secrets of all the successful men and women throughout history. I will explain how to use the Law of Attraction to convince sexy women to fall in love with you. I will show you how to use the seven habits of highly dominant people to turn those around you into your personal sex slaves. I will give you powerful techniques for getting things done with TOTAL DOMINATION!

Don't believe me? Just check out a preview of my new book on Amazon. Matter of fact, I'll include a widget below for you to use to skim through the first few pages.

If you buy my book and read it, you will become more dominant. I'm Ronnie Champ, and that's the Ronnie Champ guarantee!*



*The "Ronnie Champ Guarantee" consists of the following: I guarantee that my name is, in fact, Ronnie Champ.

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