Saturday, May 4, 2019

Audiobook for How to Win Girlfriends & Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)

Cover design for audiobook of How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)
Audiobook version of How to Win Girlfriends & Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)
I am pleased to announce that the audiobook version of How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody) is available from the following retailers: Audible, Amazon, and iTunes.

The book is narrated by Chris Faircloth, who does a great job bringing the character of Ronnie Champ to life.

If you enjoy absurd humor, parody, and satire, but don't have a lot of time to read, the audiobook of this hilarious self-help parody is for you. Instead of being frustrated by slow traffic while you commute to work, you can pass the time listening to Ronnie Champ's funny brand of self-help stupidity.

In this book, Ronnie Champ shares powerful life hacks that will enable you to play the women (and even gay men) like fiddles, while you keep all the haters in their place.

You will learn how to seduce the sexiest bitch in any brothel in America, using only your masculine charms and $117 in counterfeit currency.

You will learn the 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People, so that you can always keep your shit together when you use the toilet.

You will learn how to make the Law of Attraction work in your favor, so that the entire Universe becomes your personal genie and sex slave.

How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People is a very funny book that comprises the collected wisdom of all of America's favorite self-help gurus, brilliantly taken to the reduction ad absurdum extreme.

You can order the audiobook on Audible at Audible.com (USA) or at Audible.co.uk (UK). You can also get the audiobook on Amazon and iTunes. 

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