How to Win Girlfriends & Dominate People (Self-Help Parody): a Very Funny Book for Real Men (and Lesbians)!

How to Win Girlfriends & Dominate People (Self-Help Parody): a Very Funny Book for Real Men (and Lesbians)!

A Funny Book for Real Men (and Lesbians)!

This very funny book is for real men (and lesbians) ready to take their game to the next level. Forget trying to win friends and influence people! That's so last century! Get ready to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People!

Hilarious self-help parody!

If Ignatius Reilly (from A Confederacy of Dunces) and Andrew Dice Clay got together and co-wrote a self-help parody full of absurd humor about relationships and sex, the result would be something like this hilarious book by Ronnie Champ.

Get ready for your date with destiny...a destiny of Total Domination!

In How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People, self-help guru Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you:
  • How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together;
  • How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and sex slave, so that you can get all the lucky breaks and all the freaky hoes;
  • How to walk into any brothel in the world and get a girlfriend with only $117 in counterfeit money;
  • And much, much more!

For a good time, read this funny book!

If you're looking for a good time, don't call the number on the bathroom wall! Read this funny book by Ronnie Champ. Best of all, when you buy the paperback from Amazon, you'll also get the e-book for FREE. Talk about a cheap laugh!

Listen to a Reading from How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)

Watch the video below to hear Ronnie Champ read an excerpt from his very funny book, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody).

Preview the Beginning of This Funny Book Below

You can preview the beginning of this very funny book above. If you like what you read, you can use the link in the embedded sample above to buy the book on Amazon. In the USA, there are three price options: (1) Kindle ebook only for $2.99, (2) paperback only for $6.97, or (3) both Kindle ebook and paperback for $6.97. To get the Kindle ebook and the paperback together, just purchase the paperback from Amazon and then select the free Kindle matchbook feature.  And if you don't have time to read, but are looking for a fun way to pass the time during your morning commute, check out the audiobook version, which is available on Amazon, Audible, and iTunes.

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